








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 256 matches | ||
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5091 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5108 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2737 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6295 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,136 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oubas | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Dan, the e-girl | 55% | 115 |
| #4 | TheGhoulette | 54% | 251 |
| #5 | JYKLE | 53% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | NykxS | 50% | 191 |
| #7 | TinTin | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | Sanctified | 48% | 50 |
| #9 | Anna | 48% | 48 |
| #10 | Daemoxan | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheGhoulette | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | TinTin | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | NykxS | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Sanctified | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheGhoulette | 1129 | 0.22 | 29 min |
| #2 | Sanctified | 365 | 0.35 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 221 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Daemoxan | 167 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | NykxS | 162 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheGhoulette | +4.04 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | flagxy | +2.32 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | oubas | +1.51 | 92 | 60 |
| #4 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | +1.50 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | JYKLE | -0.08 | 69 | 29 |





