








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4839 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4373 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5742 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1917 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,881 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tom | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | tehDmez | 54% | 95 |
| #3 | Ser Monk | 53% | 185 |
| #4 | *almost | 52% | 302 |
| #5 | StructurE | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | StructurE | 52% | 73 |
| #6 | The Wizard #1 Sorcerer | 51% | 183 |
| #7 | dadderino cappuccino | 50% | 133 |
| #8 | Structur | 49% | 41 |
| #9 | gwarzoh | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *almost | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | tehDmez | 12 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Ser Monk | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | dadderino cappuccino | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | The Wizard #1 Sorcerer | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *almost | 602 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ser Monk | 564 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | tehDmez | 426 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | The Wizard #1 Sorcerer | 207 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | dadderino cappuccino | 170 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwarzoh | +1.79 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | Camsauce | +1.03 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | The Wizard #1 Sorcerer | +0.86 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | StructurE | +0.84 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | Structur | +0.60 | 78 | 69 |





