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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5134 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3265 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3361 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2143 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,234,439 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitinaax) | 45 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | TIP TOP | 22 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Brens | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | AlliN | 5 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | WOMBATS | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitinaax) | 920 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | TIP TOP | 586 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Brens | 252 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | AlliN | 140 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | OzoneSpark | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brens | +5.39 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | AlliN | +3.70 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | whoisthis? | +1.97 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | mitinaax) | +0.48 | 85 | 56 |
| #5 | 150k | -0.06 | 91 | 28 |





