








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 659 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7862 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5826 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5418 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4385 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,059,428 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skonk | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Karate Andi | 58% | 97 |
| #3 | CHRISP | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | bara | 55% | 123 |
| #5 | rojo | 55% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | rojo | 55% | 51 |
| #6 | RAGERRR | 54% | 121 |
| #7 | zenden 」 | 46% | 112 |
| #8 | sekoyadanyo | 44% | 111 |
| #9 | R O X | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bara | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | zenden 」 | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | RAGERRR | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | rojo | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Karate Andi | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zenden 」 | 601 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #2 | sekoyadanyo | 389 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | bara | 375 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | Karate Andi | 339 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | RAGERRR | 291 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karate Andi | +2.14 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | sekoyadanyo | +1.65 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | RAGERRR | +1.64 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | rojo | +1.44 | 81 | 74 |
| #5 | bara | +0.76 | 86 | 69 |





