








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Esplay | 51 matches | 2,120 | |
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2436 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3179 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2910 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3118 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,197 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnz | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | abom | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | slide | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | KobrazZ Gaming | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | index | 55% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | abom | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | slide | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | KobrazZ Gaming | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | index | 55% | 182 |
| #6 | RAJDER | 49% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | index | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | RAJDER | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | dnz | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | KobrazZ Gaming | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | slide | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | index | 415 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | RAJDER | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | dnz | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | abom | 74 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | KobrazZ Gaming | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KobrazZ Gaming | +1.96 | 91 | 48 |
| #2 | slide | +1.93 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | softhe | +1.85 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | dnz | +1.73 | 87 | 44 |
| #5 | index | +1.45 | 82 | 58 |





