








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2067 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1178 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1203 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 996 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,628 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnz | 71% | 77 |
| #2 | softhe | 55% | 182 |
| #3 | RAJDER | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnz | 71% | 77 |
| #2 | softhe | 55% | 182 |
| #3 | RAJDER | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | softhe | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | dnz | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | RAJDER | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | softhe | 279 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | dnz | 222 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | RAJDER | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnz | +2.60 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | softhe | +1.65 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | index | +1.27 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | RAJDER | -0.84 | 55 | 53 |





