








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3120 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4622 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3513 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3909 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,839 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yk3 | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | TUOMAS | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | hamsefozi | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | Villewk | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | FHATari | 57% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | hamsefozi | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | Villewk | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | FHATari | 57% | 141 |
| #6 | kusipussi | 57% | 109 |
| #7 | AlluP | 55% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusipussi | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | AlluP | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | FHATari | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Villewk | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | TUOMAS | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusipussi | 314 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | AlluP | 199 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | FHATari | 184 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | TUOMAS | 105 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Villewk | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ketzigba | +1.88 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | TUOMAS | +0.25 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | kusipussi | -0.20 | 64 | 73 |
| #4 | hamsefozi | -0.27 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | FHATari | -0.35 | 48 | 68 |





