








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2472 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2558 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4028 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2519 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,320,691 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 318 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yk3 | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | kusipussi | 63% | 68 |
| #3 | ketzigba | 57% | 141 |
| #4 | TUOMAS | 53% | 75 |
| #5 | hamsefozi | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | WelttoHuBert | 42% | 69 |
| #11 | zrg | 41% | 29 |
| #12 | maTILTde | 37% | 19 |
| #13 | 70H70R1 | 35% | 23 |
| #14 | huboz4 | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ketzigba | 338 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | AlluP | 296 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | kusipussi | 190 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | TUOMAS | 186 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | WelttoHuBert | 164 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mellu Nolan | +2.99 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | ketzigba | +2.66 | 77 | 75 |
| #3 | zrg | +2.30 | 84 | 75 |
| #4 | kusipussi | +0.52 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | TUOMAS | +0.37 | 71 | 67 |





