








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 717 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15672 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10570 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 12565 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 11979 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,598 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucifer☃ | 67% | 45 |
| #2 | dBUG | 64% | 47 |
| #3 | BnZ | 62% | 58 |
| #4 | hõcus | 60% | 91 |
| #5 | fins | 58% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jæköb$n. | 53% | 132 |
| #7 | FreshLie | 47% | 96 |
| #8 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | 47% | 73 |
| #9 | Gullfax | 43% | 77 |
| #10 | Lekkis | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreshLie | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | hõcus | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | fins | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Gullfax | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Lucifer☃ | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jæköb$n. | 312 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | FreshLie | 306 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | hõcus | 280 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | fins | 252 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | 223 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fins | +2.91 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | hõcus | +2.39 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | Lucifer☃ | +2.08 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | S0lid^ | +1.35 | 61 | 79 |
| #5 | dBUG | +0.30 | 70 | 63 |





