








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 476 matches | ||
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Renown | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10364 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11812 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7308 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 10045 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,307,431 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨Ʒ | 66% | 140 |
| #2 | Primel | 64% | 97 |
| #3 | PIPASTAR | 61% | 127 |
| #4 | S0lid^ | 60% | 91 |
| #5 | bnv | 60% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | S0lid^ | 60% | 91 |
| #5 | bnv | 60% | 102 |
| #6 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | 60% | 272 |
| #7 | fins | 59% | 1112 |
| #8 | Jæköb$n. | 56% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fins | 17 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | S0lid^ | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Jæköb$n. | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | PIPASTAR | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fins | 2871 | 0.13 | 79 min |
| #2 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | 495 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨Ʒ | 453 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | PIPASTAR | 277 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | S0lid^ | 268 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fins | +2.43 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | hõcus | +2.17 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨Ʒ | +1.96 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | bnv | -0.21 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | skitt fiske🎣🎣🎣🎣 | -0.83 | 64 | 69 |





