








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1353 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2592 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2316 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1523 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,365,835 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekko | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | xid | 49% | 73 |
| #3 | Helo | 49% | 221 |
| #4 | Aldaras | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | Bartmac | 47% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | xid | 49% | 73 |
| #3 | Helo | 49% | 221 |
| #4 | Aldaras | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | Bartmac | 47% | 245 |
| #6 | d-g0 | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helo | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Aldaras | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Bartmac | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | xid | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helo | 1020 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | Aldaras | 561 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | Bartmac | 430 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | xid | 130 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | d-g0 | 101 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekko | +5.94 | 73 | 75 |
| #2 | Helo | +2.81 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | xid | +1.73 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | Aldaras | -0.47 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | d-g0 | -1.26 | 52 | 56 |





