








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7313 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9470 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6658 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8328 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,069,169 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liverpooty | +1.43 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | dave | +1.30 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Amish Savant | +1.14 | 79 | 75 |
| #4 | smith | +0.06 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | dOnut512-w- | -1.16 | 76 | 66 |





