








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5684 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4221 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4197 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3368 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,182 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liverpooty | +1.44 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | dave | +1.32 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Amish Savant | +0.91 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | smith | -0.46 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | dOnut512-w- | -1.02 | 73 | 64 |





