








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5593 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6196 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5850 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4228 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,938,961 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toxinatoR! | 66% | 383 |
| #2 | c0ld m1lk | 62% | 304 |
| #3 | okclake | 60% | 164 |
| #4 | rymo | 55% | 433 |
| #5 | cJm[dodealers][tirtytree] | 53% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rymo | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | toxinatoR! | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | dip ship | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | c0ld m1lk | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | n4yrb | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0ld m1lk | 1439 | 0.25 | 44 min |
| #2 | toxinatoR! | 1146 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #3 | rymo | 922 | 0.11 | 30 min |
| #4 | dip ship | 768 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #5 | n4yrb | 731 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0ld m1lk | +3.54 | 88 | 81 |
| #2 | toxinatoR! | +2.35 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | rymo | +1.79 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | jarrod | +1.71 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | gaul | +0.29 | 81 | 58 |





