








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4357 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5072 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3347 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4624 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,463 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 669 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okclake | 63% | 92 |
| #2 | c0ld m1lk | 59% | 190 |
| #3 | DeCaffe | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | rymo | 56% | 240 |
| #5 | toxinatoR! | 56% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rymo | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | toxinatoR! | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | jarrod | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | c0ld m1lk | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | n4yrb | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0ld m1lk | 1059 | 0.28 | 33 min |
| #2 | toxinatoR! | 598 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #3 | rymo | 511 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | jarrod | 503 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #5 | n4yrb | 352 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0ld m1lk | +3.40 | 88 | 84 |
| #2 | rymo | +1.67 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | jarrod | +0.56 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | toxinatoR! | +0.42 | 74 | 80 |
| #5 | gaul | +0.42 | 81 | 54 |





