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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 623 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5761 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8019 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10597 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 8057 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6348 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,607 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiz | 53% | 55 |
| #2 | Sushimonster | 52% | 213 |
| #3 | Dog | 50% | 128 |
| #4 | K4g4m1 | 50% | 350 |
| #5 | Mykle | 49% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sushimonster | 52% | 213 |
| #3 | Dog | 50% | 128 |
| #4 | K4g4m1 | 50% | 350 |
| #5 | Mykle | 49% | 351 |
| #6 | Vargas | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mykle | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | K4g4m1 | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Sushimonster | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Dog | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Vargas | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4g4m1 | 1100 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | Mykle | 961 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | Wiz | 190 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sushimonster | 183 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dog | 54 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiz | +1.46 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | Sushimonster | +1.31 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Mykle | +0.65 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | K4g4m1 | +0.60 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | Dog | +0.01 | 64 | 44 |





