








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5126 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4297 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3435 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2922 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,576 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto_blanko | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | gellsehrVonBerug | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | gampam | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | XS1CHT | 54% | 194 |
| #5 | winkla | 54% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | XS1CHT | 54% | 194 |
| #5 | winkla | 54% | 289 |
| #6 | blackstylez´ | 52% | 164 |
| #7 | SmO_ovE | 49% | 43 |
| #8 | iDistanz | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XS1CHT | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | blackstylez´ | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | winkla | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | iDistanz | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | gampam | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winkla | 1117 | 0.18 | 38 min |
| #2 | XS1CHT | 510 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | blackstylez´ | 275 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | gampam | 202 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | SmO_ovE | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winkla | +2.16 | 88 | 78 |
| #2 | fsociety' s!mp$on | +0.52 | 62 | 72 |
| #3 | XS1CHT | +0.13 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | gampam | -0.27 | 48 | 76 |
| #5 | roberto_blanko | -0.41 | 77 | 47 |





