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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1986 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4288 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3889 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3144 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,036,270 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winkla | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | fsociety' s!mp$on | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | gellsehrVonBerug | 53% | 219 |
| #4 | gampam | 50% | 415 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winkla | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | fsociety' s!mp$on | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | gellsehrVonBerug | 53% | 219 |
| #4 | gampam | 50% | 415 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gampam | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | gellsehrVonBerug | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gampam | 1645 | 0.20 | 48 min |
| #2 | gellsehrVonBerug | 376 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | winkla | 200 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | fsociety' s!mp$on | 126 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winkla | +3.27 | 87 | 85 |
| #2 | gampam | +0.69 | 56 | 77 |
| #3 | fsociety' s!mp$on | +0.35 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | roberto_blanko | +0.31 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | gellsehrVonBerug | -0.39 | 44 | 65 |





