








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6739 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6044 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6100 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4508 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,808,712 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto_blanko | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | gampam | 63% | 62 |
| #3 | iDistanz | 58% | 110 |
| #4 | SmO_ovE | 55% | 170 |
| #5 | XS1CHT | 54% | 359 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | iDistanz | 58% | 110 |
| #4 | SmO_ovE | 55% | 170 |
| #5 | XS1CHT | 54% | 359 |
| #6 | blackstylez´ | 54% | 325 |
| #7 | fsociety' s!mp$on | 54% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iDistanz | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | XS1CHT | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | blackstylez´ | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | fsociety' s!mp$on | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | SmO_ovE | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fsociety' s!mp$on | 1181 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | XS1CHT | 897 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #3 | blackstylez´ | 567 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | iDistanz | 314 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | gampam | 274 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winkla | +2.27 | 88 | 77 |
| #2 | fsociety' s!mp$on | +0.48 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | SmO_ovE | +0.36 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | XS1CHT | +0.02 | 69 | 77 |
| #5 | gampam | -0.26 | 50 | 76 |





