








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3644 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3331 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3456 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3724 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,109 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pickup | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | ceptoplex | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Domme | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | '.ZioN | 55% | 107 |
| #5 | TheLoyalldo | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | '.ZioN | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | dyrL | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | TheLoyalldo | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | fysiX | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Domme | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fysiX | +2.62 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | marf :)))) | +2.46 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | High_Kick_Hassan | +1.64 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | NölZ | +1.37 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | '.ZioN | +1.27 | 69 | 69 |





