








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2403 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3088 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3345 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2699 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,548,446 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | andL ✌ | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Bülent der Charmeur | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Berni | 55% | 150 |
| #5 | bear | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaGi | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Domme | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Röder | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | DestroyBlader | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | puschart_tom | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berni | 278 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Segalson | 230 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | dyrL | 215 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Röder | 158 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bella | 138 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | +5.26 | 96 | 64 |
| #2 | Berni | +2.18 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | fysiX | +1.22 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | Segalson | +1.16 | 78 | 74 |
| #5 | andL ✌ | +0.97 | 71 | 75 |





