








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 50 | 5% |
| Smokes | 294 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 363 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 265 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $230,430 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramilade | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | listeper | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | pant | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | WouFFeR | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | async | 55% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WouFFeR | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | async | 55% | 44 |
| #6 | KrasseR | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | awP1vert | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | tehturner | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | async | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Ramilade | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awP1vert | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | async | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | tehturner | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ramilade | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | pant | 22 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramilade | +4.56 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | async | +3.99 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | knaldfis | -0.93 | 51 | 37 |
| #4 | tehturner | -1.12 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | KrasseR | -1.51 | 43 | 45 |





