








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3009 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2825 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2863 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2558 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,222,576 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerik666 | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | rono Q | 54% | 127 |
| #3 | Lacryss | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ Gettobumser™ | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | dabeiml | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rono Q | 436 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Matetiion | 271 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lacryss | 160 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ Gettobumser™ | 153 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | dabeiml | 111 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ActuallyErik | +3.55 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | rono Q | +3.37 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | Zerik666 | +2.29 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | ekul | +1.54 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | ✪ Gettobumser™ | +1.37 | 57 | 71 |





