








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 486 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2729 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6037 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8390 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 4529 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,972,964 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ActuallyErik | 55% | 80 |
| #2 | rono Q | 52% | 98 |
| #3 | ✪ Gettobumser™ | 47% | 197 |
| #4 | KukuBra | 47% | 113 |
| #5 | Zerik666 | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Gettobumser™ | 630 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | rono Q | 368 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Matetiion | 301 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | ActuallyErik | 295 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | KukuBra | 245 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rono Q | +4.94 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | Cracked | +4.69 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | ActuallyErik | +4.32 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | ekul | +2.42 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Zerik666 | +2.25 | 84 | 55 |





