








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3654 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3546 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3778 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2874 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,010 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | repa | 51% | 76 |
| #12 | smblblblblbl | 47% | 60 |
| #13 | Pasi Kuivalainen | 47% | 58 |
| #14 | Papviz | 44% | 55 |
| #15 | [-Puijo-] moll1 | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alikessu | 336 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | RasvaMauri | 266 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | joחɛs | 189 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jortsi | 184 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Papviz | 177 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alikessu | +2.75 | 80 | 89 |
| #2 | bobi | +2.04 | 63 | 77 |
| #3 | repa | +1.40 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | smblblblblbl | +1.11 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | joחɛs | +0.91 | 51 | 78 |





