








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6122 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3154 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1611 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,694 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kataBa | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | rNe | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | INETikone | 56% | 99 |
| #4 | r33n | 54% | 210 |
| #5 | they see me rollin ♿ | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | r33n | 54% | 210 |
| #5 | they see me rollin ♿ | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | robpenheimer | 52% | 100 |
| #7 | ricK | 51% | 111 |
| #8 | gosij | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r33n | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | gosij | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ricK | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | INETikone | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | robpenheimer | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r33n | 480 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | ricK | 326 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | INETikone | 292 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | robpenheimer | 187 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | kataBa | 125 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Strongest | +2.90 | 68 | 82 |
| #2 | INETikone | +0.26 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | ricK | +0.10 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | rNe | -0.12 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | r33n | -0.90 | 70 | 76 |





