








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3514 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3295 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4411 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4553 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,346,804 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksi | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Señor Juho | 62% | 77 |
| #3 | JaGzyy | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | Mæh1sk | 50% | 293 |
| #5 | CounterShot | 48% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Señor Juho | 62% | 77 |
| #3 | JaGzyy | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | Mæh1sk | 50% | 293 |
| #5 | CounterShot | 48% | 229 |
| #6 | Lowie | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mæh1sk | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | CounterShot | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Señor Juho | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | aleksi | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Lowie | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mæh1sk | 840 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | CounterShot | 368 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Señor Juho | 297 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | JaGzyy | 209 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lowie | 139 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksi | +4.79 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Lowie | +2.22 | 60 | 73 |
| #3 | JaGzyy | +2.07 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | Señor Juho | +1.94 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Hölmö❤ | -0.38 | 50 | 56 |





