








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6081 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2918 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2303 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5191 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,521 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 792 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taqifaisal | 83% | 134 |
| #2 | Enzo | 74% | 309 |
| #3 | farooqoq | 70% | 233 |
| #4 | Momo | 69% | 457 |
| #5 | Pluto | 69% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cawbaghelele | 66% | 143 |
| #7 | Naughty | 65% | 55 |
| #8 | UnderWorld-Don | 62% | 234 |
| #9 | PantheR-^yw | 62% | 63 |
| #10 | teKKy | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | farooqoq | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Enzo | 19 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | taqifaisal | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Momo | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | UnderWorld-Don | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Momo | 2311 | 0.25 | 70 min |
| #2 | farooqoq | 1327 | 0.29 | 35 min |
| #3 | Enzo | 990 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #4 | Pluto | 783 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #5 | teKKy | 311 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Momo | +4.56 | 86 | 79 |
| #2 | taqifaisal | +1.95 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | Pluto | +1.34 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | teKKy | +0.99 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | PantheR-^yw | +0.96 | 81 | 63 |





