








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2126 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2120 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2354 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2794 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,120,245 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taqifaisal | 89% | 46 |
| #2 | Enzo | 73% | 90 |
| #3 | PantheR-^yw | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Momo | 67% | 181 |
| #5 | AcId-1 | 66% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AcId-1 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | farooqoq | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Enzo | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Legend | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | UnderWorld-Don | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Momo | 892 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #2 | AcId-1 | 637 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #3 | farooqoq | 472 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #4 | Pluto | 310 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | Enzo | 285 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Momo | +5.09 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | taqifaisal | +2.35 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | Legend | +1.56 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | Pluto | +1.49 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | AcId-1 | +1.17 | 85 | 62 |





