








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2602 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2119 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1750 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1716 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,551 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BifloR | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | WESTAR | 48% | 71 |
| #3 | KRAMy | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | orion | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | Typical | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KRAMy | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | orion | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | Typical | 44% | 45 |
| #6 | bisou | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | RadicaL | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RadicaL | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | WESTAR | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTAR | 376 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | RadicaL | 212 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Typical | 189 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | orion | 98 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | bisou | 71 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RadicaL | +2.68 | 83 | 79 |
| #2 | Typical | +0.60 | 89 | 74 |
| #3 | orion | +0.26 | 50 | 67 |
| #4 | WESTAR | +0.05 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | eStebanX | -0.24 | 75 | 69 |





