








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 267 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 212 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8392 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6588 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4627 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5003 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,495 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ JWalker ♥ | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | OCD | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | arsenic | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | eStebanX | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | RadicaL | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ JWalker ♥ | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | OCD | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | arsenic | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | eStebanX | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | RadicaL | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arsenic | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | eStebanX | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | OCD | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | RadicaL | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ♥ JWalker ♥ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eStebanX | 318 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | RadicaL | 150 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | OCD | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♥ JWalker ♥ | 94 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | arsenic | 60 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RadicaL | +1.88 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | WESTAR | +1.21 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | arsenic | +1.02 | 75 | 44 |
| #4 | OCD | +0.80 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | eStebanX | -0.28 | 72 | 70 |





