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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2902 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2826 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2081 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2215 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,526 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RdK™ | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | hSL | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | extr4 | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | eStebanX | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | ♪Dj'Ctavia♫ | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RdK™ | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | hSL | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | extr4 | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | eStebanX | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | ♪Dj'Ctavia♫ | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hSL | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | extr4 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eStebanX | 79 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | hSL | 74 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♪Dj'Ctavia♫ | 66 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | extr4 | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | RdK™ | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orion | +1.45 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | hSL | +0.29 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | RdK™ | -0.53 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | eStebanX | -1.35 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | ♪Dj'Ctavia♫ | -1.48 | 78 | 52 |





