








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1344 | 32% |
| Smokes | 841 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 940 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,704 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonio | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | daniel jacques | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | RadicaL | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | eStebanX | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RadicaL | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | eStebanX | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | WESTAR | 33% | 24 |
| #7 | Goulaheau | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eStebanX | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | RadicaL | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Goulaheau | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eStebanX | 211 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | RadicaL | 138 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | WESTAR | 136 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Augmine3 Winaskin.com | 74 | 0.39 | 2 min |
| #5 | daniel jacques | 37 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Typical | +1.65 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | RadicaL | +1.61 | 83 | 77 |
| #3 | tonio | +0.65 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | Goulaheau | +0.63 | 91 | 49 |
| #5 | daniel jacques | +0.34 | 72 | 90 |





