








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 33% |
| Smokes | 394 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 820 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 39 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,317 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b-#rd | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | JoeRandy.com | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | SuPeRMaN | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b-#rd | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | JoeRandy.com | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | SuPeRMaN | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuPeRMaN | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | b-#rd | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuPeRMaN | 322 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #2 | b-#rd | 230 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | JoeRandy.com | 17 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b-#rd | +4.72 | 42 | 73 |
| #2 | JoeRandy.com | +1.52 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | SuPeRMaN | +0.75 | 33 | 69 |
| #4 | booooooooooooo | -3.75 | 39 | 44 |





