








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1692 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3466 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3512 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2279 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,908,563 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuningasjoonas | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | jappe | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Jape | 54% | 67 |
| #4 | Körssi | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Survoja | 46% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Survoja | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Ick13 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Jape | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Davos | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | kuningasjoonas | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Survoja | 1037 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | PvN | 457 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jape | 283 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ick13 | 282 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Hepha | 148 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jappe | +2.61 | 60 | 67 |
| #2 | kuningasjoonas | +2.48 | 65 | 80 |
| #3 | vaK#1 | +1.40 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | Jape | +1.38 | 54 | 75 |
| #5 | Körssi | +0.91 | 62 | 80 |





