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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 688 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9245 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9917 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9852 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7551 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,307,685 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuningasjoonas | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Jape | 56% | 122 |
| #3 | jappe | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | Hepha | 49% | 169 |
| #5 | Ick13 | 48% | 406 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ick13 | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | makotzu | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Hepha | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | PvN | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Jape | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PvN | 569 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ick13 | 526 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #3 | makotzu | 479 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Jape | 448 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #5 | kuningasjoonas | 288 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jappe | +2.02 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | Jape | +1.70 | 56 | 76 |
| #3 | kuningasjoonas | +1.04 | 65 | 76 |
| #4 | Hepha | +0.48 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | Ick13 | +0.03 | 56 | 66 |





