








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5364 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2568 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1631 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3513 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,455 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adin Ross | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | BobsBoosted | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Splaylion | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | DreamzMeister | 44% | 134 |
| #5 | androsserye | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | androsserye | 42% | 33 |
| #6 | Tydy3 | 39% | 122 |
| #7 | Drater Gib | 36% | 22 |
| #8 | c0hen | 36% | 39 |
| #9 | m6rs | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tydy3 | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | m6rs | 5 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | DreamzMeister | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Splaylion | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | c0hen | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DreamzMeister | 434 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Tydy3 | 413 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Drater Gib | 128 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | BobsBoosted | 116 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | androsserye | 95 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adin Ross | +2.71 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | Splaylion | +2.00 | 79 | 40 |
| #3 | BobsBoosted | +0.87 | 76 | 75 |
| #4 | DreamzMeister | +0.85 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | Drater Gib | +0.25 | 64 | 78 |





