








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3469 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4201 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3570 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2944 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,659 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hack = retard | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | KANG | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | geve | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | 🅽🅰🆃🅾 | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 19YearOldChioBu | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KANG | 553 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | yoyo506 | 513 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | 19YearOldChioBu | 470 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | hack = retard | 410 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #5 | 🅽🅰🆃🅾 | 381 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geve | +2.63 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | SHELDON LEE COOPER | +2.54 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | KANG | +2.03 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ Healer | +1.79 | 83 | 52 |
| #5 | game is cooked | +1.62 | 75 | 70 |





