








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1772 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1519 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5399 | 19% |
| Smokes | 10919 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3442 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 8000 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,367,327 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Das Claw | +0.46 | 28 | 60 |
| #2 | noscopE | +0.13 | 47 | 46 |
| #3 | ECNERWAL666 | -0.02 | 53 | 23 |
| #4 | Lupin | -0.71 | 27 | 53 |
| #5 | NoAvrgJoe | -2.63 | 20 | 40 |





