








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
2615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2969 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2612 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2893 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2765 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,519 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ska-iwnl♛ | 52% | 182 |
| #5 | DDoS | 51% | 249 |
| #6 | Laiser | 49% | 35 |
| #7 | legathy | 48% | 67 |
| #8 | Das Punkt | 48% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jNi^ | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | DDoS | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | ska-iwnl♛ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Das Punkt | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ICEMAN | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DDoS | 368 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | ska-iwnl♛ | 366 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | ICEMAN | 299 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | jNi^ | 250 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | legathy | 134 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ska-iwnl♛ | +2.57 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ Veritas | +1.69 | 70 | 73 |
| #3 | ICEMAN | +0.00 | 80 | 72 |
| #4 | legathy | -0.74 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | DDoS | -0.92 | 56 | 65 |





