








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2771 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3081 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2676 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2975 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,277 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiks|tyv | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | RaDoN | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | lude | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | Goose Piano | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Lenox. ﺖ | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marv. | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ska-iwnl♛ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Lenox. ﺖ | 4 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | DDoS | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ICEMAN | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnLaggy | 257 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | ICEMAN | 202 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ Veritas | 188 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | DDoS | 168 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ska-iwnl♛ | 128 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaDoN | +3.53 | 57 | 67 |
| #2 | ska-iwnl♛ | +2.16 | 92 | 73 |
| #3 | Lenox. ﺖ | +1.84 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | ✪ Veritas | +1.51 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | Marv. | +0.87 | 77 | 53 |





