








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 652 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9880 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12871 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 10210 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5929 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,467 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jooce | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | ✪LockDownツ | 51% | 94 |
| #3 | H8 Fakie | 50% | 74 |
| #4 | rscotty | 49% | 140 |
| #5 | SP4CE | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | H8 Fakie | 50% | 74 |
| #4 | rscotty | 49% | 140 |
| #5 | SP4CE | 48% | 66 |
| #6 | Flame | 47% | 199 |
| #7 | Rebinder | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rscotty | 21 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ✪ Jooce | 18 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | Flame | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ✪LockDownツ | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | SP4CE | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | 329 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | SP4CE | 233 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | rscotty | 228 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Rebinder | 217 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | H8 Fakie | 183 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jooce | +1.98 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪LockDownツ | +0.08 | 60 | 47 |
| #3 | H8 Fakie | +0.05 | 39 | 58 |
| #4 | Rebinder | -0.15 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | duTz™ | -0.23 | 57 | 63 |





