








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 588 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10352 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8615 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7650 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7750 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,636,504 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 910 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee ⛟ | 65% | 65 |
| #2 | Ramb0 | 56% | 85 |
| #3 | H8 Fakie | 54% | 93 |
| #4 | ave | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | duTz™ | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee ⛟ | 65% | 65 |
| #2 | Ramb0 | 56% | 85 |
| #3 | H8 Fakie | 54% | 93 |
| #4 | ave | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | duTz™ | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee ⛟ | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | H8 Fakie | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | duTz™ | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ave | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Ramb0 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee ⛟ | 355 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | H8 Fakie | 268 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | ave | 266 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | duTz™ | 220 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ramb0 | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ave | +2.34 | 67 | 68 |
| #2 | Lee ⛟ | +1.25 | 52 | 65 |
| #3 | Ramb0 | +0.39 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | SP4CE | +0.38 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | H8 Fakie | -0.20 | 41 | 61 |





