








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 752 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7392 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9748 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8981 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8064 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,275,714 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rscotty | 55% | 95 |
| #2 | ✪LockDownツ | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | duTz™ | 47% | 199 |
| #4 | Rebinder | 46% | 261 |
| #5 | ✪ Jooce | 45% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rscotty | 55% | 95 |
| #2 | ✪LockDownツ | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | duTz™ | 47% | 199 |
| #4 | Rebinder | 46% | 261 |
| #5 | ✪ Jooce | 45% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jooce | 23 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | duTz™ | 20 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | rscotty | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | ✪LockDownツ | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Rebinder | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebinder | 1025 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | duTz™ | 650 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | ✪ Jooce | 197 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | rscotty | 176 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪LockDownツ | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jooce | +1.85 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Flame | +0.07 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Rebinder | -0.11 | 66 | 50 |
| #4 | duTz™ | -0.46 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | rscotty | -0.54 | 40 | 46 |





