








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3709 | 34% |
| Smokes | 826 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 4516 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1718 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,215,688 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEANIE PEANIR | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | Abe | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Klay Thompson | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | PeachFuzz | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | pr0blem | 44% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Klay Thompson | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | PeachFuzz | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | pr0blem | 44% | 132 |
| #6 | Lil Baby ♪ | 43% | 61 |
| #7 | MarKyMarK | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr0blem | 23 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Klay Thompson | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Lil Baby ♪ | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | MarKyMarK | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | TEANIE PEANIR | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr0blem | 501 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | PeachFuzz | 481 | 0.60 | 13 min |
| #3 | Lil Baby ♪ | 257 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Klay Thompson | 240 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | MarKyMarK | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Baby ♪ | +2.39 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | TEANIE PEANIR | +0.58 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | pr0blem | +0.30 | 35 | 74 |
| #4 | Abe | +0.24 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | MarKyMarK | +0.05 | 78 | 49 |





