








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 837 | 23% |
| Smokes | 520 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1571 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 731 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,678 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | micke | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | HALOJ | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | armie" | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Cracky | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | ✪volvo 240 | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | armie" | 164 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | hankan | 152 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | *420 biceps | 150 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bodd Jonar | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cheifen | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -pokerface | +2.59 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | Bodd Jonar | +1.49 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | HALOJ | +1.08 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | *420 biceps | +0.72 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | armie" | +0.57 | 66 | 80 |





