








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1011 | 32% |
| Smokes | 810 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 705 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 671 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,002 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nudel | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Gh0$t0R | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Raute | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | esk0 | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Mr. Pink | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jensito22 | 99 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mr. Pink | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | nudel | 64 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Raute | 49 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gh0$t0R | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppermintpatty | +3.60 | 70 | 26 |
| #2 | Raute | +1.46 | 49 | 78 |
| #3 | nudel | +0.75 | 54 | 75 |
| #4 | santa | +0.38 | 42 | 59 |
| #5 | Jensito22 | +0.36 | 61 | 66 |





