








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 146 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




174 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2422 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2178 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 566 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,647 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G4U | 58% | 93 |
| #2 | ツKarmaFlexツ | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | blaq | 50% | 216 |
| #4 | Better | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | KASU | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G4U | 58% | 93 |
| #2 | ツKarmaFlexツ | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | blaq | 50% | 216 |
| #4 | Better | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | KASU | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaq | 154 | 0.0371 |
| #2 | G4U | 13 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | ツKarmaFlexツ | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Better | 5 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | KASU | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaq | 589 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | ツKarmaFlexツ | 249 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | G4U | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Better | 92 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | KASU | 78 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaq | +6.20 | 80 | 37 |
| #2 | G4U | +5.03 | 63 | 39 |
| #3 | KASU | +1.55 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | Better | +1.02 | 58 | 42 |
| #5 | s0mple | +0.72 | 54 | 28 |





