








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 206 | 26% |
| Smokes | 309 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 146 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,378 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyykkibuii | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Vrikka | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Oikoivupuu | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Mnri | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | Aquast | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyykkibuii | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Vrikka | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Oikoivupuu | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Mnri | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | Aquast | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oikoivupuu | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Vrikka | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyykkibuii | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Oikoivupuu | 21 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mnri | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vrikka | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Aquast | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aquast | +5.39 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | Vrikka | +2.06 | 47 | 50 |
| #3 | Albertito | +1.31 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | Mnri | +0.58 | 70 | 42 |
| #5 | Pyykkibuii | -2.94 | 46 | 51 |





