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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 75 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1080 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1150 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 618 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,364,384 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | moon | 33% | 130 |
| #7 | PyroPirate | 30% | 67 |
| #8 | Shikku | 29% | 17 |
| #9 | ThatGuyFox | 27% | 84 |
| #10 | doordashguy | 26% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Classy | 27 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | smartsyy | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | moon | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ThatGuyFox | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Darwin | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smartsyy | 632 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | Classy | 310 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Darwin | 222 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | ThatGuyFox | 145 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Shikku | 101 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shikku | +8.16 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Classy | +4.60 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | HoodedXArcher | +2.97 | 61 | 28 |
| #4 | smartsyy | +2.09 | 66 | 80 |
| #5 | Darwin | +1.54 | 34 | 71 |





